athens.taipei The Atlas of City Experiences
The Anti-Awards

24 rankings. Every one is the true extreme of a real measurement — there is no worst city, only cities magnificently bad at one specific thing.

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The weather6
The Sauna You Can’t LeaveThe Bedroom That Never CoolsThe Umbrella EconomyRain, By The MetreSixteen Thousand DaysThe Year Without a Window
The hours it keeps6
The Cinderella ClauseThe Early Bedtime AwardThe Sunday Ghost TownThe Breakfast DesertThe Great Lunch VanishingThe Part-Time City
Getting out5
The Great Escape IndexHardest City to Leave (In a Hurry)The Domestic BubbleThe Hibernating AirportThe Perth Meridian
The ground and the sky4
The Wobbliest GroundThe Volcano PartyThe Volcano Next DoorThe 3 p.m. Sunset Club
Everything else3
The Monoculture MenuThe Calendar of ExcusesA Gigabyte of Cats
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🇺🇸 United States · metro 106k · 490 venues mapped

Simi Valley

Where Simi Valley places among 1,878 cities measured on the one thing that needs no editing — the hours the city keeps. Its strongest showing is shops open on sunday, where it ranks 29 of 1,704.

Nearest city 🇺🇸 Thousand Oaks 12 km Nearest written profile 🇺🇸 Los Angeles 📖 55 km

Typical weather

1981–present
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Best time to visit May, Jun, Jul, Aug, Sep, Oct — mild (15–26 °C mean) and not wet months.

City Rhythm

measured

Opening hours, by kind of place

median across mapped venues
Food & drink490 places mapped
10:00–21:00
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8%
open past midnight
93%
open on Sundays
77h
open per week
5%
take a midday break
4%
open 24/7
Shops & errands145 places mapped
07:00–22:00
0006121824
4%
open past midnight
97%
open on Sundays
105h
open per week
22%
open 24/7

Vital absurdities

measured
0
muggy days a year
1
nights/yr the bedroom never cools
34
umbrella days a year
17.7 m
of rain since 1981
5,220
days over 30 °C, of 16,626
0
volcanoes within 100 km
316.1 km
to Salton Buttes
16.2
quakes felt per decade (M4.5+, 100 km)
16:49
winter sunset (solar approx.)
14.4 h
longest day of the year
11
public holidays, 2024
14,981
km adrift · the Remote Index

The ranks

floor: 200 mapped venues
MeasureSimi Valley RankNearest company
Kitchens open past midnight% of food & drink 8% 220 of 1,878 🇺🇸 Livermore 8%🇯🇵 Muroran 8%🇯🇵 Naha 8%🇵🇱 Poznan 8%Simi Valley🇺🇸 Syracuse 8%🇬🇧 Taunton 8%🇬🇧 Warrington 8%🇫🇷 Cergy 7.9%
Hours open per weekmedian, food & drink 77 h 111 of 1,878 🇯🇵 Sapporo 77 h🇺🇸 Saratoga Springs 77 h🇨🇦 Sherbrooke 77 h🇯🇵 Shibata 77 hSimi Valley🇸🇬 Singapore 77 h🇭🇺 Szombathely 77 h🇵🇭 Tacloban 77 h🇮🇱 Tel Aviv 77 h
Open before 8 a.m.% of food & drink 28.6% 194 of 1,878 🇺🇸 Milwaukee 28.8%🇺🇸 Provo 28.8%🇪🇸 Huelva 28.6%🇷🇼 Kigali 28.6%Simi Valley🇭🇰 Tsuen Wan 28.6%🇨🇳 Zhujiajiao 28.6%🇺🇸 Austin 28.5%🇧🇳 Bandar Seri Begawan 28.4%
Vanish at lunch% taking a midday break 4.7% 337 of 1,878 🇨🇳 Suzhou 4.8%🇬🇧 Swansea 4.8%🇬🇧 Gloucester 4.7%🇨🇾 Larnaca 4.7%Simi Valley🇬🇧 Telford 4.7%🇬🇧 Chester 4.6%🇬🇧 Chester-le-Street 4.6%🇦🇷 Mar del Plata 4.6%
Never close at all% open 24/7 3.6% 195 of 1,878 🇸🇷 Paramaribo 3.6%🇧🇷 Recife 3.6%🇨🇴 Rionegro 3.6%🇬🇧 Royal Tunbridge Wells 3.6%Simi Valley🇵🇱 Tychy 3.6%🇪🇸 Vilanova i la Geltrú 3.6%🇸🇪 Örebro 3.6%🇷🇴 Brasov 3.5%
Shops open on Sunday% of retail 97% 29 of 1,704 🇺🇸 Indianapolis 97%🇬🇧 Loughborough 97%🇬🇧 Middlesbrough 97%🇰🇿 Petropavl 97%Simi Valley🇸🇬 Singapore 97%🇺🇸 Washington 97%🇹🇲 Ashgabat 96.9%🇺🇸 Bloomington 96.9%

The same questions are asked of the 126 cities with a written profile, where each one gets its method and its full standings: kitchens open past midnight, hours open per week, open before 8 a.m., vanish at lunch, shops open on sunday.

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